Coffee & Cats: A Tragedy

Amanda. 17. Ukulele enthusiast and big huge nerd. Really hate cauliflower. Finally taking off the rose-colored glasses

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marinaesque:

inside The Grand Budapest Hotel

la-lobalita:

al-grave:

The varying wavelengths of different colors

Adorable science is adorable. 

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somewhereno-oneknows:

shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her

morstanlies:

all i want to do is learn stuff and not have compulsory tests on it

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i love learning new stuff

and reading new books

but when i stress myself out to the point where i’m crying because of exams

that kinda takes the fun out of it

do you feel me

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janemba:

Screw art!

Hate

Janemba

Performance, tumblr text post on screen, 2014

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#art

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

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mikalhvi:

Does this lead to the cat dimension?

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666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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pandavalkyrie:

First ya’ll wanna fuck an evil clock then ya’ll wanna fuck the evil animatronics now ya’ll wanna fuck an evil triangle this is why abstinence education doesn’t work

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At 19, I read a sentence that re-terraformed my head: “The level of matter in the universe has been constant since the Big Bang.”
In all the aeons we have lost nothing, we have gained nothing - not a speck, not a grain, not a breath. The universe is simply a sealed, twisting kaleidoscope that has reordered itself a trillion trillion trillion times over.
Each baby, then, is a unique collision - a cocktail, a remix - of all that has come before: made from molecules of Napoleon and stardust and comets and whale tooth; colloidal mercury and Cleopatra’s breath: and with the same darkness that is between the stars between, and inside, our own atoms.
When you know this, you suddenly see the crowded top deck of the bus, in the rain, as a miracle: this collection of people is by way of a starburst constellation. Families are bright, irregular-shaped nebulae. Finding a person you love is like galaxies colliding. We are all peculiar, unrepeatable, perambulating micro-universes - we have never been before and we will never be again. Oh God, the sheer exuberant, unlikely face of our existences. The honour of being alive. They will never be able to make you again. Don’t you dare waste a second of it thinking something better will happen when it ends. Don’t you dare

—Caitlin Moran (via falltospring)

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bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

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oneshotfinch:

this show kept it real

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sarcastic-snowflake:

when you see someone really attractive from a far 

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but then you see them up close and you’re like ‘oh nvm’

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