Coffee & Cats: A Tragedy
Amanda. 17. Ukulele enthusiast and big huge nerd. Really hate cauliflower. Really tired.
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Don’t you have to be dead to write a memoir?

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

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creativocollective:

Awesome tattoo artist, Sasha Unisex.

https://www.facebook.com/sasha.unisex

http://instagram.com//sashaunisex

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cherniy-alfa:

as a Canadian i can 100% confirm this

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

jaimelannlster:

gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff  
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ughustuswaters:

Just make it a good one, eh?

typefourtytardiss:

you don’t escape a mess, you organize it. 

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

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gallifrey-feels:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

It’s a metaphor

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tsundereslasher:

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