why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people
this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke
#This is what they’ll be like when their daughter has her first date.
SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST
get to know me meme: [1/?] favorite movies » Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
" A word of caution: dementors are vicious creatures. They will not distinguish between the one they hunt and the one who gets in their way. Therefore I must warn each and every one of you to give them no reason to harm you. It’s not in the nature of a dementor to be forgiving. But you know happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light.”
when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*
MY LITTLE BROTHER DIDN’T KNOW THE CAPITOL OF THE UNITED STATES SO I CALLED HIM A COMMUNIST AND WHEN HE ASKED ME WHAT THAT WAS I TOLD HIM IT WAS A KID WHO ATE A LOT OF CHICKEN NUGGETS SO NOW HE’S GOING AROUND SAYING HES A COMMUNIST KILL M
i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???
help I’m being seduced
i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh