Coffee & Cats: A Tragedy
Amanda. 17. Ukulele enthusiast and big huge nerd. Really hate cauliflower. Finally taking off the rose-colored glasses.
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officialschool:

amenparis:

why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

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rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

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#This is what they’ll be like when their daughter has her first date.

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alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

get to know me meme: [1/?] favorite movies » Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

A word of caution: dementors are vicious creatures. They will not distinguish between the one they hunt and the one who gets in their way. Therefore I must warn each and every one of you to give them no reason to harm you. It’s not in the nature of a dementor to be forgiving. But you know happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light.

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bestdad2013:

when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

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aphcameroon:

MY LITTLE BROTHER DIDN’T KNOW THE CAPITOL OF THE UNITED STATES SO I CALLED HIM A COMMUNIST AND WHEN HE ASKED ME WHAT THAT WAS I TOLD HIM IT WAS A KID WHO ATE A LOT OF CHICKEN NUGGETS SO NOW HE’S GOING AROUND SAYING HES A COMMUNIST KILL M

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ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

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psyducked:

stickerstar:

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help I’m being seduced

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nichvlas:

i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh

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sexgodchadwick:

I won’t be impressed by technology until the day I can close the YouTube app but the music continues playing

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